Listen to fun, wholesome, educational, faith-filled tales that praise the Lord, and praise the lard (read by a human)
Finally!...
'Crunchy' Stories rooted in Biblical & Traditional Values.
(and no sneaky agendas!)
As a crunchy, Christian father - I struggled to find books out there that catered for our family's niche interests...
'Crunchy' 'based' topics like low-tox, fermentation, biohacking, prepping, tin foil hats and EMFs... AND our love of Jesus!
So I started writing my own stories and homeschooling resources for my now 7 year old son.
Now I'm on a mission to share them with the world!
Featured Story Example
What will your kids learn?
We've made it very important that each story is linked to learning and developing a skill, overcoming a challenge, and linking things back to God through scripture.
There are a range of topics and themes that are covered in various stories, with some overlapping.
Crunchy/Healthy
- Traditional Skills
- Sourdough
- Fermenting
- Cooking
- Homesteading
- Biohacking
- Nature Play
- Label Reading
Christian
- Prayer
- Scripture
- Faith
- Spiritual Warfare
- Fellowship
- Identity in Christ
- Discernment
- Understanding the Gospel
Personal Growth
- Forgiveness
- Repentance
- Love
- Self Acceptance
- Fear
- Bravery
- Hard Work
Service & Life Skills
- Entrepreneurship
- Side Hustles
- Making an impact
- Serving Others
- Branding
- Creativity
- Tithing
All Stories are linked to scripture:
Each TallowTown Tale can be linked back to a lesson or teaching from the Bible!
For example...
⭐️ Awesomely and Wonderfully Made: is directly related to Psalm 139, about being fearfully & wonderfully made by God.
🥘 The Crunchy Potluck is inspired by Acts 2:46 which is about early Christians breaking bread together and meeting in each others homes in Jesus' name... but with a crunchy twist - everyone brings their own homecooked, nourishing meal.
🍞 The Sourdough That Didn't Rise is about Matthew 19:26 - “With God, all things are possible.” - which helps Meadow & Willow turn around a potential disaster before the farmers market microbakery debut!
And so on...
What you WON'T Find Here:
The world of TallowTown Tales is different on purpose.
Our goal is to protect little eyes and ears, and give families something they can fully trust.
So that's why you won’t find... witchcraft, wizards, new-age teachings, pagan themes, fairies, yoga, video games, Minecraft, Roblox, Fortnite, woke ideology, gender-confusion, political agendas, aliens, monsters, outer-space themes, superheroes, Pokemon, Disney/etc references, ghosts (except for the Holy Ghost 🤓), zombies, brainrot or AI slop, secular songs, or hidden symbols etc slipped into our stories. And none of that overstimulating YouTube kids or Cocomelon-style pacing.
Oh, and of course — absolutely no seed oils or GMOs 😂
Quality Edu-tainment Without the Screen
📚 Builds Better Readers
Hearing stories read out loud can help kids connect the dots when they start reading themselves. They pick up new words, hear how sentences are meant to flow, and get a natural sense for rhythm, punctuation, and expression.
💡 Less Screen Time = More Imagination
Screens are everywhere… and let’s be honest, sometimes they feel impossible to avoid.
But too much screen time leads to overstimulation, and can affect kids behaviour dramatically. Audio stories are different — they open the door for kids to imagine their own pictures in their minds and exercise creativity in a healthy way.
✝️ Points Kids Toward God
Every TallowTales story is rooted in faith, helping kids understand Scripture, character, and God’s design for their lives in ways they’ll actually remember.
🧑🍳 Teaches Real-World Skills & Values
From 'traditional skills' like baking sourdough to prepping a garden, from prayer to patience, and starting a small business — TallowTales weaves life skills and crunchy wisdom into fun adventures your kids will love.
🧑🍳 Family-Friendly + Entertaining for Parents Too
Let’s be real — most kids’ content is tough on adult ears (the squeaky voices, the random nonsense plots…). Not here. TallowTales are written with the whole family in mind — so car rides, quiet time, and bedtime become moments you actually enjoy together.
🧑🍳 Edify Your Holistic Crunchy Lifestyle
Unfortunately these days - media holds a lot of credibility and especially with our kids. The benefit of that though, is with these Crunchy Bedtime Stories, you can enhance, edify and normalise your crunchy/alternative lifestyle in a very mainstream content world.
Who is this for?
While the stories are designed to be read to 4-8 year olds, we've ensured that they are friendly and entertaining for the whole family to get involved.
Different kids are at different learning, knowledge and comprehension - so you'll know which things will be right for them at different ages.
These audio stories are perfect for:
- From Kinda Crunchy to Super Crunchy Parents
- From non-believers to new-believers, to long-time followers of Christ.
- Teachers, Homeschool Educators, DayCare Centres
- Guardians or anyone looking after kids
- And honestly if you're not even 'Crunchy' or Christian, and you just want clean agenda-free stories... you'll get something out of them too.
Meet Some of The Characters
We have a roster of crunchy, Christ-loving characters that your kids are going to love.
Join them as they learn about God, grow together and discover traditional skills. Here are just some of them...
And many more...
Want to test-run our stories?
Listen for Free!
You can listen to 3 episodes for free. No credit card signup.
These are the 3 episodes you can listen to in full...
You can sign up for a free trial or keep reading to find out more about lifetime access with special bonuses.
Plus here are some more samples of what's Coming Soon...
We have hundreds of little stories planned... including a whole range of bible stories.
Here are just some of what's rolling out soon!
and maaany more to come...
Introducing...
The TallowTown Tales Membership
We're creating the ULTIMATE Crunchy, Christian kids stories library.
In it, you get lifetime access to all of the digital audio stories we create...
You'll get instant access to the first story, 'The Sourdough That Didn't Rise'.
Each month, you'll receive a minimum of 4 new stories to listen to. We have hundreds of little stories planned. So you'll never run out of entertainment.
Plus every story comes with an activity page - so your kiddos can really learn and embody the lessons from the stories, and let it sink in deeper. They're also perfect for fidgety kids (and adults) who love to color while they listen.
But wait... we have something special for you!
Founding Member Bonuses
For the first 100 who join as a founding member, I'll also throw in lifetime access to the following...
Crunchy Homeschool Bundle ($594+ value)
When you join TallowTown Tales, you’ll also unlock our Crunchy Homeschool Bundle — a growing collection of HUNDREDS of printable activities, mazes, crosswords, games, coloring sheets, and challenges designed to help kids put each story into action.
From sourdough experiments to biohacking-for-kids routines, to animal-based recipes to kids bible activities, printable board games and more - every resource is built to support faith, family, and crunchy living.
This bonus alone gives your homeschool rhythm fresh tools and fun ways to cement what your kids are learning through the stories!
Hundreds of resources are instantly available when you signup.
Crunchy Christian Homeschool Club
($990+ value)
As part of your TallowTown Tales founders membership, you’ll also get access to the Crunchy Christian Homeschool Club — a safe, vetted community of like-minded families.
Each month we explore a new theme or book from TallowTown together, share activities and challenges, and encourage one another in faith, family, and crunchy living. Membership is carefully screened to protect our kids and create a genuine, supportive space.
Over time, we’ll add resources for different age groups so the whole family can grow together in faith and freedom.
Note: You will personally need to be verified through either FB, IG or a quick zoom call to gain access to our community.
Join TallowTown Today
& Get Our Founding Family Bundle!
Recap of What You're Getting:
- Lifetime access to hundreds of Crunchy, Christian Audio Stories ($594+ value)
- Lifetime access to all digital Crunchy Homeschool Activities ($594+ value)
- Lifetime access to the Crunchy Christian Homeschool Club Community ($990+ value)
Total value if paid for seperately = over $2178!
Early Bird, Pre-Launch Price: $49
Simply contribute $49 or more (it's gifting-based right now!) and it's yours. For life!
Once this price goes, that's it! The official lifetime price will go up, and then we will move to a yearly/monthly option (still good pricing though of course!)
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- Lifetime access to all digital Crunchy Bedtime Stories
- Lifetime access to ALL digital Crunchy Homeschool resources
- Lifetime access to Crunchy Christian Homeschool Club
- Option to 'Gift' a subscription to others.
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Frequently Asked Questions
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